For the grown-up who still picks chicken tenders—no shame here.
This “Suspect Claims She’s an Adult But Still Orders the Chicken Tenders” crop top is pure mood. Whether you’re out with friends, catching late-night drive-thru vibes, or just owning your inner child, this tee says what everyone’s thinking—some of us will always choose the tenders.
✨ Features
- Soft, breathable cotton blend—perfect for all-day comfort
- Relaxed cropped fit with a flattering cut
- Retro-style bold text print
- Available in multiple colorways to match your mood
- Printed on demand for zero waste and maximum freshness
📏 Sizing
Fits true to size with a cropped silhouette. For a looser look, size up.
💡 Style Tip
Pair it with high-waisted jeans, oversized sunnies, and a “don’t care” attitude. Perfect for brunch, errands, or those “I’m totally adulting” moments.
🌱 Sustainability
Printed only when you order it—less waste, more style. Ethically sourced and responsibly produced.
This product is made on demand. No minimums, no waste—just pure personality.
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